Welcome To Our F*cking Home Doormat - Rude Funny Coir Mat
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Housewarming Laugh
Tough Coir, Non-Slip
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Highlights
- Says what every new homeowner is really thinking.
- Tough natural coir scrapes off mud and grit, with a non-slip rubber backing that stays put.
- Built for busy front doors.
- A guaranteed laugh as a housewarming present.
- Says what every new homeowner is really thinking.
- Tough natural coir scrapes off mud and grit, with a non-slip rubber backing that stays put.
- Built for busy front doors.
- A guaranteed laugh as a housewarming present.
Welcome To Our F*cking Home Doormat
Warm, sincere and just a little bit sweary. This doormat says what every proud homeowner is really thinking after the mortgage paperwork, the removal van and the flat-pack furniture.
It's a guaranteed laugh as a housewarming present for couples who've finally got the keys, and it's built from tough natural coir with a non-slip rubber base to cope with all the visitors who come to see the new place.
The details
- Size: 60 x 40cm, 1.5cm deep
- Tufted natural coir (coconut fibre) with a non-slip natural rubber backing
- Best indoors or in a sheltered porch, as coir soaks up rain
- Care: shake out or vacuum regularly. Keep it dry and skip the cleaning sprays
- Finished in Britain
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Warm, sincere and just a little bit sweary. The perfect gift for the couple who've finally got the keys.
Welcome To Our F*cking Home Doormat - Rude Funny Coir Mat
£26.49
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