Plantae Sexualis Tea Towel – Cheeky Botanical Cotton Kitchen Towel
Plantae Sexualis Tea Towel - Naughty Plants for
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- Features real, rude plants – yes, they actually exist
- Digitally printed design stays bold and bright, wash after wash
- Made from 100% premium cotton for everyday drying and display
- Includes sturdy hanging loop for easy storage or showing off
- Designed, printed and sewn in the UK
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Plantae Sexualis Tea Towel - Naughty Plants for Nice Kitchens
Not your average bunch of blooms! This cheeky tea towel serves up some seriously saucy botany, featuring hand-illustrated drawings of actual naughty plants. Yes, Mother Nature’s got a sense of humour – and now so will your kitchen.
Crafted from 100% cotton and printed in vivid detail, it’s as absorbent as it is outrageous. Whether you’re drying dishes, hanging it up for a giggle, or gifting it to the green-fingered friend who’s definitely got a mischievous streak, this UK-designed, printed and sewn masterpiece is the ultimate horticultural icebreaker.
- Material: 100% premium cotton
- Colour: multicolour print on natural cotton base
- Dimensions: 71 cm × 46 cm
- Design: hand-illustrated rude plants, digitally printed
- Care: machine washable, colours stay vibrant
- Origin: designed, printed and sewn in the UK
- Includes: sturdy hanging loop