Funny Tea Towel - I Am the Secret Ingredient Cotton Kitchen Towel
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Cheeky Kitchen Statement Generously Sized Cotton
Cheeky Kitchen Statement
Generously Sized Cotton

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- 100% cotton with a bold pink finish and pop-art design
- Cheeky slogan for cooks who know they’re the main ingredient
- Generously sized at 72 × 53 cm for serious drying power
- Machine washable – sass included, stains not
- Perfect gift for foodies with flair and a sense of humour
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Funny Tea Towel - I Am the Secret Ingredient Cotton Kitchen Towel
Bold, bright and unapologetically cheeky, this pink cotton tea towel doesn’t just dry dishes – it declares culinary dominance. Made from 100% cotton and measuring a generous 72 × 53 cm, it’s soft, absorbent and ready to mop up everything from spills to sass. The pop-art style design features a loud-and-proud message that leaves no doubt about who’s really in charge of the flavour. Whether you’re gifting it to a confident cook or keeping it as your own kitchen mantra, this towel brings both function and flair to the heart of the home.
This isn’t just a tea towel, it’s a declaration. With a punchy design and unapologetic message, it turns everyday drying into a moment of sass and self-celebration.
- Material: 100% cotton
- Colour: bright pink with multicolour print
- Dimensions: 72 cm L × 53 cm W
- Design: pop-art style with printed slogan
- Care: machine washable (cool wash recommended)