For people with elite sarcasm levels. The If You Can’t Say Anything Nice… Sit By Me Needlepoint Pillow delivers vintage charm with a sharp sense of humour. Bold, witty, and just the right amount of unhinged, it’s the perfect statement piece for homes that don’t take themselves too seriously.

Featuring a rich green velvet front, plush navy velvet backing, and handcrafted needlepoint stitching, this cushion combines luxury texture with pure chaos energy. Whether styled on your sofa, bed, or reading chair, it guarantees compliments, laughs, and at least one “okay, where did you get that?” moment. Limited Edition – only 100 made. Includes inner hollowfibre pillow. 30x50cm.