Some people get older. Others survive another year of rent, bills and questionable financial decisions. This card is for the second group. Featuring a bold cake design and “I’m still standing” energy, it’s the perfect way to celebrate someone who’s somehow kept the lights on and their sense of humour intact.

Ideal for friends, partners or anyone deep in their adulting era, it’s funny, a little bit too real and guaranteed to get a proper laugh. Blank inside so you can hype them up or roast them further. And because it’s Red Candy, you can pair it with one of our cheeky gifts or slightly unnecessary home bits to turn survival into a full celebration.