Tut-Tut, None of that Wind, Lads!

Bit whiffy in your neck of the woods? Well, these chaps beg to disagree! Crafted for those with a gentle nature (and nether regions), these absolutely bonkers I Never Fart Socks are here to keep your feet warm and your airs sweeter—no cheeky grin necessary!

Fashioned in a vibrantly cheeky blue that screams pure innocence, these little blighters add a rip-roaring charm to your wardrobe. While your soles are being brightened in blue, you'll be flaunting your oh-so-innocence to the masses.

🧦 They’re raring to go and carry your fart-free proclamation far and wide, forever and ever, amen!

Why They’re a Must-Have

✔ Bold Blue Hue – A splash of colour for your tootsies.
✔ Wickedly Comfy – Farts or not, your feet deserve some love, right?
✔ Fart Declaration – Make your bottom-dignity known (with a wink and a nudge), of course!
✔ Great for Banters – Give your friends a real giggle-fit at the next slumber party!
✔ Cracking Gift Idea – Who wouldn't get a right laugh out of these?

What’s Packed In

• 1 x Pair of "I Never Fart" Socks

Specifications

• Material: Combed Cotton, Nylon, Spandex
• Colour: Blue
• Size: UK Womens 3 - 8

🎉 Make no mistake, folks—grab this spectacular sock set before they’re all gobbled up!