Funny Doormat - Can't You Just Text Me Message for Visitors
£23.00
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For those who prefer a ping over a knock, the Learn More
Cheeky Message
Durable Design
Fast delivery: 24–72 hours
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- Printed with a cheeky, text-first message
- Made from tough coir or polyester fabric
- Non-slip backing keeps it in place
- Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
- Makes a brilliant gift for introverts and homebodies
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For those who prefer a ping over a knock, the Can't You Just Text Me Doormat says what you’re thinking—without saying a word. Made from durable coir or polyester fabric, this rectangular mat is sized to fit standard doorways and works both indoors and out. Its bold black lettering is printed to last, even when faced with muddy boots or nosy neighbours.
Whether you're working from home, deep in a book, or just not in the mood for small talk, this mat has your back (and your front door).
It’s not just a doormat, it’s a boundary-setting device with a sense of humour. Perfect for anyone who believes the best knock is a notification.
- Material: coir or polyester fabric
- Colour: natural base with black text
- Dimensions: standard doormat size (approx. 60 cm × 40 cm)
- Shape: rectangular
- Use: suitable for indoor and outdoor settings
- Backing: non-slip base