Go Away Thin Doormat – Slim Coir Mat with Attitude
£23.00
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Say it without saying much. The Go Away Thin Doormat Learn More
Slim Fit
Sarcastic Charm
Fast delivery: 24–72 hours
60-day no-faff returns
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- Low-profile design fits easily under most doors
- Natural coir surface with durable rubber backing
- Blunt 'Go Away' message for maximum passive-aggression
- Easy to clean – just shake or brush off
- Ideal for flats, studios or compact entryways
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Say it without saying much. The Go Away Thin Doormat is a no-nonsense coir mat with a blunt message and a slim profile that slides neatly under most doors. Made from natural coir with a grippy rubber backing, it’s ideal for flats, tight porches or anyone who prefers sarcasm over small talk.
Its minimalist design doesn’t shout – it mutters just loud enough. Perfect for those who like their humour dry and their doormats drier.
It’s not just a doormat – it’s a mood. The Go Away Thin Doormat delivers dry humour and practical design in one tidy, door-hugging package. Perfect for those who like their welcomes with a wink (or a warning).
- Material: Natural coir with rubber backing
- Colour: Natural brown with black text
- Dimensions: Slim profile, approx. 60 cm × 40 cm
- Shape: Rectangular
- Care: Shake or brush to clean
- Usage: Indoor or sheltered outdoor use