Funny Doormat - I Like It Dirty Coir Mat for Muddy Boots & Cheeky Entrances
£23.00
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- Cheeky printed message for pun lovers and muddy visitors
- Made from tough coir with a slip-resistant PVC backing
- Perfect for indoor use or sheltered outdoor spots
- Standard size fits most doorways comfortably
- Makes a brilliant gift for housewarmings or cheeky mates
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Welcome guests with a wink and a wipe. The 'I Like It Dirty' doormat is a cheeky coir number for those who don’t mind a bit of mud or mischief. Made from natural coconut fibres with a non-slip PVC backing, it’s built to handle everything from soggy wellies to side-eye-worthy puns. Ideal for porches, patios or anywhere you fancy a little doorstep sass.
Standard-sized and suitably sturdy, this mat is as practical as it is playful. Whether you’re a gardener, dog walker or just a fan of innuendo, it’s a dirty little delight.
It’s not just a doormat, it’s a conversation starter. With bold humour and natural durability, it’s the kind of mat that makes guests pause—then laugh.
- Material: Natural coir (coconut fibre) with PVC backing
- Colour: Natural brown with black print
- Dimensions: approx. 60 cm W × 40 cm H
- Shape: Rectangular
- Usage: Indoor or sheltered outdoor use
- Care: Shake or brush to clean