Funny Coir Doormat - Please Hide All Parcels From My Husband
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Cheeky Design
Durable Coir
Fast delivery: 24–72 hours
60-day no-faff returns
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- Bold printed message that gets a laugh before the door opens
- Durable natural coir for wiping shoes and wiping away guilt
- Slip-resistant PVC backing keeps it in place
- Standard size fits most doorways
- Ideal gift for online shopping enthusiasts
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Keep your doorstep witty and your shopping habits discreet with the 'Please Hide All Parcels From My Husband' doormat. Made from tough natural coir with a slip-resistant backing, it's built to handle muddy boots, nosy neighbours and the occasional delivery panic. Sized to fit standard doorways, it’s cheeky, charming and oddly relatable.
Perfect for covered outdoor areas or indoor entrances, this mat adds a dash of humour to your home before guests even knock.
It’s not just a doormat, it’s a confession in coir. Equal parts practical and playful, it keeps dirt out and secrets in.
- Material: Natural coir with PVC backing
- Colour: Natural brown with black text
- Dimensions: approx. 60 cm W × 40 cm H
- Shape: Rectangular
- Use: Indoor or sheltered outdoor areas
- Care: Shake or brush to clean