Let your doorstep do the barking. The Weiners Come In All Sizes Doormat is a cheeky nod to dachshunds in all their long-bodied glory. Crafted from sturdy coir with a non-slip rubber base, it’s built to handle muddy paws, rainy days and excitable greetings. Perfect for indoor or outdoor use, this mat is as practical as it is playful. Standard size fits most doorways, and the bold print makes it clear: this house runs on dog hair and humour.

This mat doesn’t just wipe feet – it sets the tone. A brilliant blend of function and fun, it’s a subtle wink to fellow dog lovers and a not-so-subtle warning to guests: expect wagging tails and muddy shoes.

• Material: Natural coir with rubber backing
• Colour: Natural brown with black print
• Dimensions: approx. 60 cm W × 40 cm H
• Use: Indoor or sheltered outdoor areas
• Care: Shake or brush to clean