Fucking Pizza Tea Towel

Product Info

IS THIS ODDLY SPECIFIC REQUEST TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?

We’ve all had one of those days where we just fancy an angel, covered in anchovies, to send a slice of something cheesy down to Earth to tell us it’s there for us, all the while apologising for the salads we’ve been forced to eat along the way. You’d think that was a terribly niche request, but hey, it would seem as though there are enough people in the market for a Fucking Pizza Tea Towel that they can afford to start making them. Maybe we can put you and everyone else who buys one of these towels into some sort of pizza-crazed group…

Made from 100% screen-printed cotton, you won’t be able to help think about a slice of Heaven’s best pizza each time you grab this towel to help you with any kitchen clean up. You will notice there’s no pineapple on it. Why's that, you ask? Well, that sort of pizza belongs to the place “down there…”

Fucking Pizza Tea Towel Specifications

  • Material: Screen-printed cotton
  • Colour: Multicoloured
  • Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm
  • Machine wash cold
  • Product Code: BQ1-WW306

Fucking Pizza Tea Towel

Was: £11.00

Now: £9.90

In Stock
Delivery: 1-3 Working Days

Product Info

IS THIS ODDLY SPECIFIC REQUEST TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?

We’ve all had one of those days where we just fancy an angel, covered in anchovies, to send a slice of something cheesy down to Earth to tell us it’s there for us, all the while apologising for the salads we’ve been forced to eat along the way. You’d think that was a terribly niche request, but hey, it would seem as though there are enough people in the market for a Fucking Pizza Tea Towel that they can afford to start making them. Maybe we can put you and everyone else who buys one of these towels into some sort of pizza-crazed group…

Made from 100% screen-printed cotton, you won’t be able to help think about a slice of Heaven’s best pizza each time you grab this towel to help you with any kitchen clean up. You will notice there’s no pineapple on it. Why's that, you ask? Well, that sort of pizza belongs to the place “down there…”

Fucking Pizza Tea Towel Specifications

  • Material: Screen-printed cotton
  • Colour: Multicoloured
  • Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm
  • Machine wash cold
  • Product Code: BQ1-WW306

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Customer Reviews

(3) reviews 100%

Date Rating Comment
08-Apr-2021
Great product - good quality and just great fun!
16-Mar-2021
A little pricey but excellent house warming gift. Original and funny
19-Feb-2021
Just what my son needed in his new house

Feefo reviews : Average 100% (3 reviews)