Funny Acrylic Keyring - Ask Me If I Give a Shit Keytag

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For those days when diplomacy just isn’t on the agenda. Learn More

Sassy Statement
Compact & Durable
Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

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  • Blunt and brilliant slogan for everyday attitude
  • Durable silver acrylic with bold black engraving
  • Includes silver keyring and backing card
  • Compact size fits easily in pockets or bags
  • Perfect gift for friends with zero tolerance for nonsense

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For those days when diplomacy just isn’t on the agenda. The 'Ask Me If I Give a Shit' keytag is a no-nonsense accessory for your keys, bag or wherever else you fancy showing a bit of sass. Crafted from silver acrylic with crisp black engraving, it’s bold, blunt and brilliantly unapologetic. Comes with a silver keyring and a backing card, ready to gift or keep (because let’s face it, you probably deserve it).

Material: Acrylic. Colour: Silver with black engraving. Size: H5cm (including loop) x W4.3cm.

This keytag doesn’t whisper—it shouts. With its sharp engraving and unapologetic message, it’s the perfect daily reminder that you’re not here for anyone’s nonsense. Whether it’s clipped to your keys or gifted to a friend who tells it like it is, it’s small, shiny, and seriously satisfying.
  • Material: Acrylic
  • Colour: Silver with black engraving
  • Dimensions: H5cm (including loop) x W4.3cm
  • Includes: Silver keyring and backing card
  • Shipping: £1.75 for keytags

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