Awesome Fucking Beard Tea Towel
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Highlights
- ✔ A Toast to the Bearded Kitchen – Give your kitchen that extra oomph with a tea towel like no other.
- ✔ 100% Cotton – Crafted from uber-soft unbleached cotton for a gentle touch on your beloved beard.
- ✔ Beard Maintenance – Perfect for picking out those sneaky bits of popcorn or beans lurking in your glorious mane.
- ✔ Deliciously Quirky Design – Uplift your culinary corner with this fun and funky art piece that doubles as a dishcloth.
- ✔ Perfect Prezzie for Beard Buffs – Sure to tickle the fancy of even the most beard-obsessed gentleman.
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Unleash the Charm of The Bearded Kitchen
Pull up your socks, and brace your beards for an oooohhhh-so-extraordinary facial garden pampering accessory - the spanking new "Awesome Bloody Brilliant Beard Tea Towel". Tailor-made for those gallant gentlemen who never ever stop buffing about their cheeky cheek upholstery!
Mercifully crafted from 100% cotton candy softness, this tea towel serves more than just soaking up splash from their kitchen escapades. Use it to playfully dab out the sneaky popcorn kernels, rebellious baked bean clumps and rogue craft beer droplets, all part of the beard-owner's essential diet, hiding in their lush beardy weirdy wilderness.
Gift this funky fabric wonder that not only showers incessant compliments on their glorious beard but also infuses a dash of lively illustrated personality into the bearded kitchen. Topped off with the spectacular promise of being as awesomely beardilicious as the Beard Maestro himself!
A Ding Dong Dandy Reveal
1 x Box of "Awesome Bloody Brilliant Beard Tea Towel"
The Proper Specifications
Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm
Material: 100% balmy cotton from the heart of cotton town
And oh, chuck it in the machine on cool wash. No dramas!
Fire up your shopping journey by adding this beard's best buddy to the cart now! No boring and beige, only fun, fabulous, and far from ordinary here.