Cook up a Storm...With a Booby-flavoured Zest!

Step into your culinary playground with a spanking new get-up! Yes, darlings, it's the Booby Apron, an oooohhhh-eliciting, head-turning conversation starter!

Get your own splash of fun and quirkiness in the kitchen. With a design that leaves nothing to the imagination (in the most feather-filled and gloriously bird-y way, of course), this apron warehouses, and no they're not your average joes. We're talking about jaunty blue-footed ones, lovable brown ones, and those elusive Peruvian ones! Could it get any funkier than this?

Slide this fab-u-lass apron over your outfit and get down with your funky chef self. Pouring in a cheeky nip of brandy or sautéing up a storm—it’s all a thousand times more delightful with these whimsical boobies for company!

Whether you're whipping up juicy chicken breasts, indulgent pork balls, a vibrant tossed salad, or hearty saddle of beef, our delightful apron offers fresh design flavours! And yes, two hearty cups of sticky rice will tuck in gloriously with this description! Do we hear an excited yessssss?!

Strapping On the Spectacular, Couldn't Be Easier

• Material: Made from spanking premium cotton, sourced responsibly, sustainably and with environmentally friendly inks
• Colour: In a soft dawn grey that offers an antidote to the anticipation before the first meal of the day
• Dimensions: 85cm x 60cm–a perfect shield for all your cooking adventures!
• Care: Machine Wash at a max of 30°C. It's a no to tumble-drying and dry cleaning. Keep it sparkling!

🥄 So, go on, put the fun back in your culinary adventures. These zany boobies won’t wear themselves, you know!