Congratulations Tea Towel – For Culinary Chaos and Comic Relief
Congratulations Tea Towel – 100% cotton, multicoloured, and mildly sarcastic. Learn More

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- 100% unbleached cotton with multicoloured print
- Absorbent enough for any culinary catastrophe
- Cheeky design adds humour to your kitchen routine
- Machine washable – no diva laundry instructions
- Ideal gift for foodies, flops, and flamboyant cooks
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Congratulations Tea Towel – 100% cotton, multicoloured, and mildly sarcastic. This absorbent kitchen sidekick is here to mop up your messes and your ego in equal measure. Whether you've nailed the roast or nuked the risotto, it’s got your back (and your countertops).
Made from unbleached cotton and printed with a cheeky congratulatory message, it’s the perfect blend of function and fun. At 72 × 53 cm, it’s generously sized for spills, splashes, and spontaneous kitchen drama. Machine washable, because life’s too short for handwashing tea towels.
- Material: 100% unbleached cotton
- Colour: Multicoloured print
- Dimensions: 72 cm × 53 cm
- Care: Machine wash cold. No dry cleaning required