If you look over to your right, you may see a similar product entitled ‘Don’t be a Dick Plate’. You might be thinking, what IS the difference between a dick and a cock? I’m more than happy to tell you the answer, let me just fetch my big bird book… Ah, see here, the official definition of a cock: the adult male of the domestic chicken (Gallus gallus).

And here is MY official definition of a Cock: You.

HAHAHAA! Go on and sass your subjects at supper with this salacious sandwich holder. They won’t dare to criticise your dinner ever again, forever in fear of being handed the Cock side plate.

Don’t be a Cock side plate specifications

• Material: Ceramic
• Colour: Purple, white
• Dimensions: 8inch
• Must be hand washed and handled with care
• Product Code: AW1-5060931561396