To be a dick is not good for your soul
It makes you look like a shrivelled-up troll.
Don’t say my dinner’s so burnt that it’s mineralised
Say instead that it’s perfectly caramelised

When you know I’ve been out running errands all day
Maybe cook for once, without making a display.
I know sometimes it’s hard to know when you’re being a dick
So just take a look at my mug, and then it’ll stick.

Don't be a Dick Mug specifications

• Material: Ceramic with a high gloss finish
• Colour: White, black, pink
• Dimensions: 10oz / 9cm x 8cm
• Product Code: AW1-5060931561280