Feck Off Doormat [D]

Who else could swap a letter in the F-bomb and make it sound so welcoming? Call it the charm of the Irish.

This Feck Off Doormat is sure to be sure to evoke a “SHUT THE FRONT DOOR” reaction. A much easier way to offend your guests than an Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman joke that falls as flat as a Peaky Blinders cap.

Walking on this hardy coconut coir doormat is considered luckier than plucking a four leaf clover, or coming face to face with a Leprechaun (as long as you don't nick his gold!)

Feck Off Doormat specifications

• Material: Natural coir with a non-slip PVC backing
• Colour: Brown, black 
• Dimensions: 60cm x 40cm
• Product Code: IRISH-FECKOFF