This pair of coy Koi come from the very bottom of the ocean where sharks shimmy and shipwrecks shingle. They feed on salt and little seeds. They’re FIN-tastically popular with the other shoals as they are able to produce salt and pepper from their little noses (yes, these fish have noses…) Highly adapted, as I said…

As they’re so handy (yes fish have hands...), this pair are bombarded with requests to season fishy dishes all day long under the sea. The barraging started to get on their nerves (yes, fish have nerves), so these crimson fish climbed to the surface to escape the pestering, only to be taken by trawlers and slapped on your dinner table!

So there you go, two little fishies for your little dishies. Lucky humans again… taking all the SEAsoning.

Fishes For Dishes Salt & Pepper Shakers specifications

• Material: Dolomite, silicon plug
• Colour: Red, black
• Dimensions: 3.8cm x 7cm x 8.5cm
• Product Code: DON1-210730