Bah ouiiiiiI! Je suis un chien! Et je suis français! I will translate for you. I am a sausage, and I am French, but do not eat me, I am a little hairy. I am made out of coir. Quoi?! Yes, coir.

I wear a beret, not to entertain you, but to keep my little tête warm. Unlike other small dogs, you can step on me, in fact, it is encouraged. When you step on me, I will smile with my canines on show. Go ahead, wipe them, I like it ruff…

That took a weird turn, you could say it got a little… doggy…

French Sausage Dog Doormat specifications

• Material: 100% natural coir, PVC backing
• Colour: Les couleurs français!
• Dimensions: 45cm x 75cm x 1.5cm
• Suitable for indoor or outdoor sheltered use
• Product Code: BD1-BDM131