Your tree, but make it sarcastic. These matt black baubles carry cheeky slogans like Santa's coming... on you, in your sleep, ready to make your guests snort into their mulled wine.

• Choose your slogan (A–L, shown in the photos)
• Two sizes: 4cm or 6cm
• Shatterproof plastic, light enough for any branch
• The perfect stocking filler or Secret Santa gift

Free UK delivery. Ships from the UK in about 3 days.