I Hate People Keytag - Fluoro Orange Acrylic with Attitude
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- Fluorescent orange acrylic with black engraved slogan
- Silver keyring included for easy attachment
- Compact size fits pockets, bags and attitudes
- Comes with a backing card – ready to gift or keep
- Perfect for people who like their accessories honest
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Let your keys do the talking. This bold 'I Hate People' keytag is laser-engraved on fluorescent orange acrylic for maximum visibility and minimal small talk. Compact, lightweight and gloriously blunt, it’s the perfect accessory for introverts, misanthropes or anyone who’s just not in the mood.
Features a silver keyring, black engraving and comes with a backing card as standard. Measures 5 cm high (including loop) by 4.3 cm wide.
Shipping is £1.75 for keytags.
This keytag doesn’t just hold your keys – it holds your mood. The fluorescent acrylic catches the eye, while the message makes your stance crystal clear. It’s a tiny protest sign for your pocket.
- Material: Fluorescent orange acrylic
- Engraving: Black text
- Keyring: Silver metal
- Dimensions: H5 cm (including loop) × W4.3 cm
- Includes: Backing card