The evening was great, truly. You made the best katsu curry (homemade and absolutely not from a packet) and triple layered trifle. Yes, there were cocktails, and yes there was an inappropriately long game of Bridge. The guests are suitably stuffed and cannot move from the sofa. Perfect.

Well, not perfect when you want them to LEAVE! It’s WAY past your bedtime! You’ve tried to say it nicely, you’ve reminded Carlos and Andrea about the babysitter that’s waiting, you’ve even turned the heating all the way down, but they still will not get the picture!

Ah! The I Hate People Mug! How could you forget? Whip out this mug and your guests will soon be queueing up to leave. They’ll get the message in no time at all.

I Hate People Mug specifications

• Material: Ceramic with a high gloss finish
• Colour: White
• Dimensions: 10oz / 9cm x 8cm
• Product Code: AW1-5060931561259