I Hate this Fucking Beautiful Lawn Socks
Boys, it's Not a Mad Men Episode, it’s only Grass!
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Boys, it's Not a Mad Men Episode, it’s only Grass!
Tired of grumbling about the lawn and still loving it? Introducing the spanking new Socks, Special Edition: For those who Complaint while Mowing! These cheeky, fabulous socks are a perfect fit for the gents who fancy a moan about lawn mowers but secretly enjoy every thrilling ride.
Time to kick the GRASS and rule the lawn in these comfy socks. Who needs to be a hero in a cocktail party when you can be the king of your backyard? And fret not my friend, tea is always served warm here at our quirky club, no cocktail dresses required.
🧦 Ready to put your best foot forward? Just make sure it’s decked out in these fab-u-lass socks!
What Makes this Pair Sock-tacular?
✔ Perfect Fit for Complainers – For the guy who loves talking about the mowing pains.
✔ Green and Gorgeous – Well, when life gives you leanness, wear green and look lush.
✔ Soft and Comfortable – Handling mowers might be tough, your feet shouldn’t be.
✔ Wow Gift for lawn enthusiasts – A must-have for anyone with a lawn larger than a teacup.
✔ King-sized – These socks are made for walking, and fits any foot (UK size 7 - 12)!
What's in Your Sock Drawer?
- 1x Pair of I Hate this Lawn but Love Mowing Socks
Specifications without the Yawns
- Material: A soft mix of 57% combed cotton, 41% nylon & 2% spandex – comfort guaranteed.
- Colour: The gloriously green of freshly mowed grasses.
- Size: Generous 25cm x 10cm x 9cm – fits Mens UK size 7 - 12.
🎸 So sock up, chaps – Smile, Mow, Repeat! Grab these fabulous pairs before they run out!
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