Funny Acrylic Keyring - I Need Something More Than Coffee

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For days when caffeine just isn’t cutting it. This cheeky Learn More

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Compact & Durable
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  • Witty engraved slogan for caffeine-challenged days
  • Durable silver acrylic with crisp black lettering
  • Includes keyring and presentation backing card
  • Compact size fits pockets, bags and attitudes
  • Perfect for gifting or self-deprecating flair

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For days when caffeine just isn’t cutting it. This cheeky acrylic keytag reads: 'I Need Something More than Coffee but Less than Cocaine' – a sentiment many of us can relate to, engraved in bold black on a sleek silver base. It’s lightweight, durable, and comes with a silver keyring and backing card, ready to gift or keep for yourself.

Made from sturdy silver acrylic with a clean black engraving, it’s a pocket-sized dose of honesty that adds a little sass to your keys, bags or wherever else you clip it.

  • Engraved slogan: 'I Need Something More than Coffee but Less than Cocaine'
  • Material: Silver acrylic with black engraving
  • Includes silver keyring and backing card
  • Size: H5 cm (including loop) × W4.3 cm
  • Shipping: £1.75 for keytags
It’s the kind of keyring that speaks louder than your morning coffee. Equal parts funny and functional, it’s a conversation starter that fits in your pocket.
  • Material: Silver acrylic
  • Engraving: Black text
  • Dimensions: H5 cm (including loop) × W4.3 cm
  • Includes: Silver keyring and printed backing card
  • Shipping: £1.75 for keytags

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