Nice Tits Clock [D]

Is there a reason why you keep glancing at the clock? What are you going to be late for? Staring at my Tit Clock, are you?

What are you TOCKING about? I'm just a bird watching enthusiast...

Caw, this is all a bit TIME-consuming isn't it? Let's get straight to the point. Stick this Tit Clock up on your wall and you won't need to open the windows to see the birds, they're right there with you, keeping time tweeting! At least it's not a chicken, otherwise all you'd be hearing is a 'tick CLUCK, tick CLUCK!' And that's just annoying. We much prefer a 'tweet tweet' when the clock strikes 5.

Nice Tits Clock specifications

• Material: Glass
• Colour: White, red
• Dimensions: 30.5cm diameter/4.5cm deep
• Requires 1 AA battery (not included)
• Product Code: AW1-5060931561099