
No Weenies Allowed Doormat (60 x 40cm)
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Set the tone with the **No Weenies Allowed Doormat**! 🚫🌭 This bold mat declares your home a no-nonsense zone, perfect for barbecue masters, tough love households, or anyone who appreciates straight-talk humor.
Warning: This mat may cause spontaneous backyard cookouts and questionable life decisions (but at least they'll be fun ones).
Why You'll Love It:
✔️ Tough Love Humor - Filters out the faint-hearted
✔️ Heavy-Duty Build - Handles big personalities
✔️ Backyard Vibe - Perfect for patio or man cave
✔️ Great Gift - For your no-BS friends
✔️ Slip-Resistant - Stays put during debates
What's Included:
- 1 x No Weenies Allowed Doormat
Specifications:
📏 Size: 60 x 40cm
🌈 Material: Weather-resistant polyester
🏡 Usage: Outdoor/indoor use
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