Meet your new favourite passive-aggressive home accessory. The Not You Again Doormat greets guests with a smirk and a sprinkle of sass. Made from durable coir with a non-slip backing, it’s built to withstand muddy boots, awkward visits and the occasional eye-roll. Sized to fit standard doorways, it’s ideal for indoor or outdoor use, and perfect for those who like their humour dry and their doormats honest.

Natural coir fibres trap dirt with ease, while the bold black lettering makes your message crystal clear. Whether it’s your best mate or your nosy neighbour, they’ll get the hint – eventually.

If bold, characterful mats that make every arrival feel like an occasion are your thing, the collection doesn't stop here, explore our range of animal door mats for more designs that give every doorstep a story impossible to walk past without a reaction.

• Material: Natural coir with PVC backing
• Colour: Natural brown with black text
• Dimensions: approx. 60 cm W × 40 cm H
• Use: Indoor or sheltered outdoor areas
• Care: Shake or brush to clean