Funny Doormat - Oh No Not You Again Blue Scallop 60 x 40cm
£23.00
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Cheeky Greeting
Durable Coir Build
Fast delivery: 24–72 hours
60-day no-faff returns
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- Cheeky message for guests who should’ve texted first
- Scalloped blue border adds charm to the sass
- Durable coir surface with non-slip rubber backing
- Suitable for indoor or sheltered outdoor use
- Great gift for the sarcastic and selectively social
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The Oh No Not You Again Blue Scallop Doormat is a cheeky welcome mat for those who prefer their greetings with a side of sarcasm. Measuring 60 x 40 cm, it features a bold blue scalloped edge and a message that says what you're thinking before the door even opens. Made from tough coir with a non-slip rubber backing, it's as practical as it is pointed. Perfect for covered porches, hallways or anywhere you want to set the tone early.
Whether you're warning off nosy neighbours or giving mates a laugh, this mat keeps things blunt and brilliant.
This mat doesn’t just wipe shoes – it wipes expectations. With its sharp humour and scalloped charm, it’s the doormat equivalent of a raised eyebrow.
- Material: Natural coir with rubber backing
- Colour: Blue scallop border with black text
- Dimensions: 60 cm W × 40 cm H
- Shape: Rectangular with scalloped edge
- Use: Indoor or covered outdoor areas
- Care: Shake or brush to clean