Tits Tea Towel
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Highlights
- Tits Tea Towel - Add a splash of fun to your kitchen.
- 100% Cotton - For juicy spillages, tea or other.
- Great Conversation Starter - Let the banter begin.
- No Colour Fading - Keeps the tits chirpy wash after wash.
- Brilliant Gift Idea – The funkiest surprise for your sassiest friends.
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Stare at Our Tits... if You Dare!
Did we grab your attention? We thought so! But hang on, before you call the cheeky police, we're talking about feathered funnies here! The Tits Tea Towel is a proper head-turner. It might even raise an eyebrow or two if you give it an innocent twirl in the kitchen.
It's got tits of all shades and boasts of blue, long-tailed, even crested ones! All harmless (and bra-less—you silly sausage). But one thing's sure, they're the glorious collection of tits you could proudly hang in your kitchen without attracting undue attention, perhaps a chuckle or another round of tea! Warning: Replacing the bearded tit picture with that of Bill Oddy's might bring down the house!
🫖 These tits could handle some hot spillage, so go on, make that second cup!
Why You'll Love It
✔ Tits Galore – A funky tea towel design to brighten up your kitchen.
✔ 100% Cotton – Absorbs spillages before you can say ‘tits’.
✔ Great Conversation Starter – 'Cause who doesn't like talking about tits at tea time?
✔ No Colour Fading – The tits keep their striking colours even after frequent washing.
✔ Brilliant Gift Idea – Perfect for your cheeky mates.
What's Included
- 1 x Tits Tea Towel
Specifications
- Material: Cotton
- Colour: Multicoloured
- Dimensions: H76cm x W48cm
🫖 Order these quirky tits before the tea gets cold!