
Trespassers Will Be Composted Doormat
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Gardeners unite with the **Trespassers Will Be Composted Doormat**! 🌱💀 This darkly humorous mat combines gardening passion with a "warning" to unwanted visitors. Perfect for plant lovers with a wicked sense of humor.
A unique way to showcase your green thumb and dark humor simultaneously. Your plants might be organic, but this mat is 100% synthetic (we promise).
Why You'll Love It:
✔️ Gardening Humor - Perfect for plant parents
✔️ Durable Material - Handles dirt (literally)
✔️ Unique Statement - Stands out from typical mats
✔️ Great Gift - Ideal for horticulture enthusiasts
✔️ Slip-Resistant - Safe for outdoor use
What's Included:
- 1 x Trespassers Will Be Composted Doormat
Specifications:
📏 Size: Standard doormat size
🌈 Material: Weather-resistant coir or polyester
🏡 Usage: Best for covered outdoor areas
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