Funny Doormat - Welcome Don’t Expect Much Coir Mat for Indoors or Out
£26.49
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- Natural coir mat with bold black lettering
- Non-slip PVC backing keeps it in place
- Perfect for indoor or sheltered outdoor use
- Standard size fits most doorways
- Great gift for fans of dry humour and honest hosting
Set the tone before they even knock. The 'Welcome Don’t Expect Much' doormat delivers dry humour with every muddy footprint. Made from tough coir with a non-slip backing, it’s built to handle the great British weather and even greater sarcasm. Ideal for doorways that don’t do small talk.
Natural coir fibres scrape off dirt, while the bold black lettering makes your stance on hospitality crystal clear. Whether it’s for your own doorstep or a mate’s housewarming, this mat is a low-effort, high-impact statement piece.
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It greets guests with a wink and a warning. Equal parts doormat and personality test, it’s for homes that value honesty over hospitality.
- Material: natural coir with PVC backing
- Colour: natural brown with black text
- Dimensions: approx. 60 cm W × 40 cm H
- Usage: suitable for indoor or sheltered outdoor areas
- Care: shake or brush to clean, avoid prolonged exposure to moisture
Funny Doormat - Welcome Don’t Expect Much Coir Mat for Indoors or Out
£26.49