Funny Acrylic Keyring - You Cannot Imagine the Immensity
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- Blunt, brilliant slogan for maximum attitude
- Durable black acrylic with white engraving
- Includes silver keyring and backing card
- Compact size fits easily in pockets or bags
- Perfect for gifting or self-expression
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For those days when your give-a-damn is on holiday. This bold acrylic keytag spells it out so you don’t have to. Featuring the full quote: ‘You Cannot Imagine the Immensity of the Fuck I Do Not Give’, engraved in crisp white on a sleek black background. Comes with a silver keyring and a backing card, ready to gift or keep (because let’s be honest, you probably need it more).
Made from durable acrylic, it’s compact, lightweight, and designed to survive the chaos of your bag or pocket. Measures 5 cm high (including loop) by 4.3 cm wide.
Shipping is £1.75 for keytags.
It’s the keyring equivalent of an eye-roll. Sharp, stylish, and unapologetically honest, it adds a bit of bite to your everyday essentials.
- Material: Acrylic
- Colour: Black with white engraving
- Dimensions: H5 cm (including loop) × W4.3 cm
- Includes: Silver keyring and backing card
- Shipping: £1.75 for keytags