Shark in a Glass

Product Info

There once was a guy called Mark
Who thought he was a real bright spark.
He’d write pointlessly bad reviews
And spread a lot of ‘fake news’.

He had sharp teeth and a big mouth
That he’d use to spread his hate around.
One day he chanced upon our site
And rubbed his hands, ready to write.

But Mark, you messed with the wrong lot,
Two words in and he was got.
To stop his whining we did a spell
And turned him into something to sell.

And here he is on this beautiful day,
In your glass of Chardonnay
Where he can no longer whine and bark
Because he is Mark, the inanimate shark.

Shark in a Glass Specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: Clear
  • Diameter: 10.5cm x depth 7.5cm
  • 500 ml capacity
  • Be careful with ice cubes!
  • Hand wash only
  • Product Code: BSSHARK

Shark in a Glass

£15.50
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Product Info

There once was a guy called Mark
Who thought he was a real bright spark.
He’d write pointlessly bad reviews
And spread a lot of ‘fake news’.

He had sharp teeth and a big mouth
That he’d use to spread his hate around.
One day he chanced upon our site
And rubbed his hands, ready to write.

But Mark, you messed with the wrong lot,
Two words in and he was got.
To stop his whining we did a spell
And turned him into something to sell.

And here he is on this beautiful day,
In your glass of Chardonnay
Where he can no longer whine and bark
Because he is Mark, the inanimate shark.

Shark in a Glass Specifications

  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: Clear
  • Diameter: 10.5cm x depth 7.5cm
  • 500 ml capacity
  • Be careful with ice cubes!
  • Hand wash only
  • Product Code: BSSHARK

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Date Rating Comment
23-Nov-2021
Good fun. Not tried a drink yet. But looks good.

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