Hey, check out our tits!
Right, now that we have your attention… we really do want you to check out our tits. OK, it’s not a phrase you’d expect to hear every day, but then again the subject matter is probably not what you were expecting either.
Yes, just in case the joke hasn’t landed, we are indeed talking about birds, not breasts. The Tits Tea Towel may raise some eyebrows if you leave the receipt lying around, but it is, in reality, just full of some feathery friends you wouldn’t want to find in your bra. Probably.
Be they blue, long tailed or crested, they’re all great tits that deserve to be celebrated. Just don’t go replacing the picture of the bearded tit with a photo of Bill Oddy.
Tits Tea Towel Specifications:
- Material: Cotton
- Colour: Multicoloured
- Dimensions: H76cm x W48cm
- Product Code: SE1-TT01
