To celebrate national carrot day, here are 10 carrot jokes to leave you peeling happy!
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
Get out of my face!
How do you make gold soup?
Put 24 carrots in it!
Why did the carrot blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What's a vegetable's favorite martial art?
What do you call a triceratops with carrots in its ears?
Anything you like, it can't hear you!
I ran out of carrots so I called a replacement...
But it didn't TURNIP
Did you hear about the carrot detective?
He got to the root of every case!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It's been nice GNAWING you!
Why do sailors eat so many carrots?
It helps them SEA better
Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
Because if it was green and round it would be a pea!