Roses are red
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt
Let me touch it forever
How was that?
Okay fine, how’s this?
Roses are red
Violets are yellow
I’m hoping this poem will get me a fellow
Ahh f*** it. Poetry is haaaard!!
Despite rhyming woes, you can still have fun scribbling, doodling, grocery shop-listing (and the occasional poetry writing attempt) in this A6 notebook!
I f you are a self-confessed stationery addict then what better way is there to keep your desk tidy than this giant sharpener pen pot?!
The Suck UK Double Sharpener Desk Tidy is a novel, yet classy, desk organiser, which would make a wonderful addition to any home office! Shaped like a giant pencil sharpener, this quirky wooden pen pot will cater to all your stationery storage needs.
What’s going to save the world?
And of course… art!
Who’s going to save the world?
The next generation
And of course… David Shrigley!
Spoil the artist in your life with a great gift that allows them to express themself and of course, save the world!
A pencil set for your thoughts? Or at least a pencil set filled with these fascinating and cheeky thoughts.
Open the cool slide-y box and choose from such phrases as 'Both Sharp and Blunt', 'Everything I write is nonsense', 'I draw nudes' and, our favourite, 'I'm in a very good mood.' Pencil set perfection!
From the hilarious and unique mind of David Shrigley, this sketchbook is a must have if you’re honest and angsty every time you pick up a pen.