Funny Wall Clock - Don't Be a Dick Floral Design
Time waits for no one, especially not d*cks. This cheeky Learn More
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- Cheeky floral design with bold 'Don't be a dick' message
- Glass face with black and white colour scheme
- 30.5 cm diameter – ideal for kitchens, offices or hallways
- Silent quartz movement for tick-free timekeeping
- Runs on 1 AA battery (not included)
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Time waits for no one, especially not d*cks. This cheeky wall clock delivers a gentle reminder with every tick: don't be a dick. Featuring a delicate floral design that softens the sass, it's the perfect blend of passive-aggressive charm and punctuality. Made from glass with a clean white face and bold black script, it’s a stylish statement for kitchens, lounges or anywhere your patience wears thin.
Measuring 30.5 cm in diameter and 4.5 cm deep, it runs on a single AA battery (not included) and hangs easily on any wall. Whether you're late, irritable or just really proud of your clam chowder, this clock has your back.
- Material: Glass
- Colour: White face with black text and floral accents
- Dimensions: 30.5 cm diameter × 4.5 cm deep
- Power: 1 × AA battery (not included)
- Movement: Silent quartz
- Mounting: Rear keyhole slot for wall hanging
- Product Code: AW1-5060931561143