What's more passive aggressive than continuously checking the time on the wall when you're not having a good time? I know! A clock that gently tells you not to be a dick.

Slap this bad boy up on the wall and show your guests that you aren't d*cking around when you tell them not to insult your clam chowder. It could be seen as an insult, I just see it as a friendly warning. I mean, look at those cute flowers! How could that in any way be threatening?

You've finally found the best way to keep yourself on time, so you don't turn up late and end up looking like the d*ck you've been so intent on protecting yourself from!

Don't be a Dick Clock specifications

• Material: Glass
• Colour: White, black
• Dimensions: 30.5cm diameter/4.5cm deep
• Requires 1 AA battery (not included)
• Product Code: AW1-5060931561143