Rude Food Tea Towel - Cheeky Cotton Kitchen Towel with Attitude
Dry dishes, raise eyebrows. The Rude Food Tea Towel serves Learn More

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- Original rude food artwork from our Cheeky Collection
- 100% premium cotton with vibrant digital print
- Generous 71 × 46 cm size for real kitchen duty
- Sturdy hanging loop for easy storage
- Designed, printed and sewn in the UK
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Dry dishes, raise eyebrows. The Rude Food Tea Towel serves up sass with every swipe, featuring bold, cheeky illustrations from our beloved Cheeky Collection. Crafted from 100% premium cotton and digitally printed for long-lasting colour, it’s as functional as it is foul-mouthed. Measuring 71 × 46 cm, it’s big enough to handle the messiest meals and rude enough to make your guests giggle. Designed, printed and sewn in the UK, because quality should be as sharp as your humour.
- Material: 100% premium cotton
- Colour: multicolour print on white base
- Dimensions: 71 cm L × 46 cm W
- Features: hanging loop, digitally printed design
- Care: machine washable
- Origin: designed, printed and sewn in the UK