Rude Food Tea Towel

Rude Food Tea Towel

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  • That’s one bendy cucumber
  • Careful you don’t snip your parsnip!
  • Get cleaning and a-peeling
  • Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm

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Has this ever happened to you? You get home from food shopping, start unpacking the bags and think to yourself, “Does this veg have a va-jay-jay?!”

Not just us, then? Thank goodness! Sure, it’s not the most mature thing in the world, but life’s too short to be so serious! If we can’t laugh at some big tomato testes, what can we laugh at, eh?

Guaranteed to get you giggling, the Rude Food Tea Towel is ready to bring heaps of fun to your 5-a-day. Covered in illustrations of aubergine anacondas, courgette c*cks and pepper peckers, this 100% cotton tea towel will be your go-to when it’s time to get down and dirty… with the washing up, that is!

We don’t CARROT all if you prefer more polite parsnips, it’s all about the RUDE-abaga!

Rude Food Tea Towel Specifications

  • Material: 100% cotton
  • Colour: Multicoloured
  • Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm
  • Artist: Lucy Hughes Creations
  • Product Code: LC1-RFTT
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