Nice Tits Clock

Bird Wall Clock - Nice Tits Design with Glass Face

£24.30
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Cheeky Bird Design
Silent Quartz Movement
Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

60-day no-faff returns

60-day no-faff returns

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  • Cheeky bird-themed design for avian enthusiasts and pun lovers
  • Glass face with crisp, colourful print
  • Silent quartz movement – no annoying ticking
  • Easy to hang and fits standard AA battery (not included)
  • Ideal for kitchens, hallways or gift-giving

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Time flies when you're bird watching. The Nice Tits Clock is a cheeky tribute to our feathered friends, featuring a bold glass face printed with a flock of charming tits (the bird kind, obviously). With a clean white background and pops of red, it’s a playful addition to kitchens, hallways or anywhere that could use a bit of bird-based banter. Measuring 30.5 cm across, it’s big enough to make a statement without ruffling feathers.

Whether you're a twitcher or just appreciate a good pun, this clock is a timely reminder that humour belongs on the wall as much as in conversation.

It’s not just a clock, it’s a conversation starter. The Nice Tits Clock blends British birdwatching charm with a wink of humour, making it a perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a good pun and punctuality.
  • Material: Glass
  • Colour: White background with red and multicolour bird print
  • Dimensions: 30.5 cm diameter × 4.5 cm deep
  • Power: Requires 1 × AA battery (not included)
  • Movement: Silent quartz
  • Mounting: Rear slot for wall hanging
  • Product Code: AW1-5060931561099

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