Bawdy Britain Tea Towel. A Rude Map of the UK in Cotton Form
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- Features a hand-drawn map of the UK’s rudest place names
- Digitally printed on 100% premium cotton
- Includes a sturdy hanging loop for easy display
- Designed, printed and sewn in the UK
- Perfect for gifting, giggling or just drying up with a smirk
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Dry your dishes with a geography lesson no one asked for but everyone secretly wants. This 100% premium cotton tea towel features a hilariously hand-drawn map of the UK, proudly pointing out the nation’s most eyebrow-raising place names. From Shitterton to Cockermouth, it’s a tour of Britain’s cheekiest corners – complete with boobs, bums and willies for good measure.
Digitally printed for bold, long-lasting colour and sewn with a sturdy hanging loop, it’s as practical as it is preposterous. Designed, printed and sewn in the UK – because only we could come up with this nonsense.
- Material: 100% premium cotton
- Colour: Multicolour print on white base
- Dimensions: 71 cm × 46 cm
- Includes: Hanging loop for display
- Care: Machine washable
- Origin: Designed, printed and sewn in the UK
It’s not just a tea towel – it’s a full-frontal celebration of Britain’s most hilariously named places. Equal parts useful and utterly absurd, it brings a bit of cheek to your chores.