Where gibberish, geography and giggles unite!

Fancy a fantastical journey to the likes of Wetwang or Shitterton? Well now you can, with the abso-blooming-lutely deliriously depicted Bawdy Britain Tea Towel! With every wipe of a dish, dunk it in the splendiferous visuals of Upperthong, Cockermouth and other gloriously named destinations, right at your fingertips!

Packed with spectacularly cheeky illustrations of boobs, bums, and willies, this tea towel elevates your daily chores to a whole new level of risqué! So go ahead, give your regular dish-wiping routine a spanking new mission — of navigating the naughty nooks and corners of Great Britain.

This isn’t just your standard 100% cotton tea towel; it’s a hysterical roadmap of the quirkiest destinations, promising reams of laughter each time you dry those pesky pots. Hide your blushes and brace yourself for the moobs, nobs and wobbly bits - it’s all about the hilarity, not the geography!

A cheeky companion for such common (and normally boring) tasks as washing-up, this frisky friend loves causing a splash in any kitchen. A wicked novelty gift for that lovable rogue in your life who appreciates the naughtier side of things!

Talk of the Town (ahem... Tea Towel) Specifications

• Material: 100% Fun (aka cotton)
• Colour: As colourful as a British summer’s day
• Dimensions: A whopping 72cm x 53cm of pure sauciness

🤭 Go on, have a giggle and bring the wacky, bawdy essence of British humour into your kitchen. But it gets more funtabulous….there are limited stocks. Swoop in and swipe yours now!