
Funny Doormat - Trespassers Will Be Composted
Put your doorstep on the defensive with the Trespassers Will
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- Bold gardening humour for plant lovers with bite
- Durable coir or polyester construction for outdoor use
- Slip-resistant backing keeps it in place
- Standard size fits most doorways
- Makes a brilliantly twisted gift for green-fingered friends
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Put your doorstep on the defensive with the Trespassers Will Be Composted Doormat. This cheeky mat delivers a darkly botanical warning to unwanted guests while keeping your floors free from muddy footprints. Made from weather-resistant coir or polyester, it’s built to survive the elements (and your sense of humour). Sized to fit standard doorways, it’s ideal for covered outdoor areas or greenhouses with attitude.
Whether you’re a plant whisperer or just enjoy a good pun, this mat adds a wicked twist to your welcome.
- Material: weather-resistant coir or polyester
- Colour: natural base with black text
- Dimensions: standard doormat size (approx. 60 cm × 40 cm)
- Backing: slip-resistant
- Placement: best suited for covered outdoor areas