Boobs, Bums & Willies Tea Towel

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  • Dirty, flirty and thriving
  • Don’t forget to wipe!
  • Naked is sacred
  • Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm

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How many times have you had to tell your partner that “the helicopter” isn’t an effective way to dry dishes?!

No need to shaft his big idea. With help from the Boobs, Bums & Willies Tea Towel, he can still dry with his dong out! Made from 100% cotton, this towel’s digitally printed design celebrates all the best body bits, while encouraging you to rub them on the chinaware! (no judgement here, we all have our kinks).

Whether you fancy ‘em big, saggy, or prefer when they bend to the left, this tea towel certainly has something for everyone. Plus, it includes a hanging hoop, which is perfect for drying on nobs, sorry knobs.

A tit-ilating gift for any cheeky friend, add this to your basket now before they start selling like hot cocks, sorry, cakes, cakes, we meant cakes!

Boobs, Bums & Willies Tea Towel Specifications

  • Material: 100% cotton
  • Colour: Multicoloured
  • Dimensions: 72cm x 53cm
  • Artist: Lucy Hughes Creations
  • Product Code: LC1-BBWTT
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