Esther the Elephant Footstool

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So you wanna be in the herd? You got your work cut out for you, kid. You think you can be an elephant just by wanting it? Well think twice. There’s an initiation, wise guy, but I admire your chutzpah. The books are open, so let me show you the ropes.

Take Esther here. She’s got it all worked out. She completed the training, and now bada-bing bada-boom, look at her, as elephant as an elephant can be.

First, you gotta paint your whole body grey. Sound stupid? Well tell that to Esther. Then you gotta bathe yourself in a filthy pond and sniff it all up through your nose. The last step is to roll around in Antelope dung. Right, that one you don’t have a problem with, you pazzo. Then you’ll be a made guy, a real part of the foostool mob. But you’ll only know you’ve made it, if you get a foot on your back. Capeesh??

*DELIVERY INFORMATION - To reduce packaging, our footstools are sent in their manufacturing boxes, so please be aware that the name and picture of the product will appear on the exterior of the box upon delivery*

Esther the Elephant Footstool Specifications

  • Dimensions: L59 x W32 x H36cm
  • Colour: Champagne
  • Material: Wood/Faux Leather
  • Max weight limit: 120kg
  • Product Code: FS-ELE
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