Spaghetti Monster Drainer – Quirky Colander with Divine Noodly Powers

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Spaghetti Monster Drainer – Quirky Colander with Divine Noodly Powers

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  • Iconic Flying Spaghetti Monster design with eye-stalk handles
  • Bright yellow plastic adds a bold twist to your kitchen kit
  • Large size ideal for draining pasta, veg or spiritual doubts
  • Lightweight yet sturdy – easy to wield, hard to ignore
  • Perfect gift for Pastafarians, foodies or lovers of the bizarre

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Spaghetti Monster Drainer – Quirky Colander with Divine Noodly Powers

Summon the sacred spirit of spaghetti with this gloriously absurd colander, shaped like the Flying Spaghetti Monster himself. Crafted from durable plastic in a radiant yellow hue, it’s as functional as it is fantastical. The eye-stalk handles aren’t just for show – they offer a firm grip while draining your pasta, veg or whatever else needs a holy rinse. Measuring 31 × 22 × 19.5 cm, it’s a kitchen deity with presence. Whether you’re a devout Pastafarian or just a fan of the surreal, this colander is here to bless your boiling rituals.

Pair it with our Pasta Monster Utensils for the full gospel according to carbs.

It’s not just a colander – it’s a conversation starter, a cult icon, and a cheeky nod to the noodly overlord. Equal parts satire and kitchen tool, it brings joy to the boil.
  • Material: Durable plastic
  • Colour: Bright yellow
  • Dimensions: 31 cm L × 22 cm W × 19.5 cm H
  • Design: Flying Spaghetti Monster with eye-stalk handles
  • Care: Hand wash recommended

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