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Funny Doormat - Not You Again Sarcastic Welcome Mat

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Meet your new favourite passive-aggressive home accessory. The Not You Learn More

Sarcastic Charm
Durable Coir Build
Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

Fast delivery: 24–72 hours

60-day no-faff returns

60-day no-faff returns

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  • Cheeky message for frequent (and uninvited) visitors
  • Hard-wearing coir surface traps dirt and debris
  • Slip-resistant backing keeps it in place
  • Suitable for indoor and outdoor use
  • Standard size fits most doorways

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Meet your new favourite passive-aggressive home accessory. The Not You Again Doormat greets guests with a smirk and a sprinkle of sass. Made from durable coir with a non-slip backing, it’s built to withstand muddy boots, awkward visits and the occasional eye-roll. Sized to fit standard doorways, it’s ideal for indoor or outdoor use, and perfect for those who like their humour dry and their doormats honest.

Natural coir fibres trap dirt with ease, while the bold black lettering makes your message crystal clear. Whether it’s your best mate or your nosy neighbour, they’ll get the hint – eventually.

This mat doesn't just wipe shoes – it wipes smiles across faces. A brilliant blend of function and sarcasm, it’s the doorstep equivalent of a raised eyebrow.
  • Material: Natural coir with PVC backing
  • Colour: Natural brown with black text
  • Dimensions: approx. 60 cm W × 40 cm H
  • Use: Indoor or sheltered outdoor areas
  • Care: Shake or brush to clean

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